The White Stripes My Doorbell

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1) Hun synes du er "the shit"
2) Hun synes du er "shitty"
3) Hun aner ikke at du eksisterer
4) Hun synes i er bedste venner


og mange flere... Lige meget hvad så kommer hun ikke og banker på din dør. Hun er ikke fucking Thomas Helmig. Det sker ikke. Med mindre hun er desperat. Gå efter hende. Vi skal have en selvsikker fyr. Piger burde finde sig en læge eller advokat eller biokemiker. Men vi vil have ham musikkeren eller sports-fyren. Og det handler ikke om de ting det handler om attituden. Om selvsikkerheden. Det super fede balance mellem Arrogance og selvironi. Du skal være en biokemiker der selv synes at du er "the shit" (på den gode måde). Piger skal være lækre og smukke osv. Drenge... Charmerende, selvsikre, selvironiske og lækkert musiker tøj. Gå over til hende i pausen. Bare gå direkte over til hende. Ellers er der ikke noget at komme efter.

Massive gentleman mistake #1

So I have this friend of mine. And he has something going on with a hot-and-cold girl. She always has only one foot in the relationship and he is hooked. So I tell him: Put some ice on the hole thing. Ignore her for a week or to and see when she contacts him. And then if she is a bitch who is cold for a week or two she should be kicked out on her ass. And then what does he do? He tells her that he is going to ignore her for a week or two. Maybe as a sort of punishment, I don't now. Now to the task of the day boys. What is the problem?

The reason of putting ice on the hole thing is that she become aware of the fact that you do not belong to her. That you are borrowed. A hot-and-cold girl needs to be scared sometimes. Sad but true. The icy-move makes you interesting again. This is like playing poker and showing your hand after the deal. Love is a war, a game, and you need a strategy. Just like if you were playing WOW or what ever makes you a geek. Keep you cards hidden for gods sake. Always.